Survey (Thanks, Brian)

Given a choice between Olive Oyl and Popeye, which would you save from the burning wreckage of a sinking ship?	Popeye
Blue is your favorite color. Explain.	Because it isn't orange.
What is the worst thing you've ever eaten?	Crow
When was the last time you swam unsupervised?	I have never done that.
Do you have a favorite mistake? If so, explain.	How to choose one out of so many? Why are you so nosy?
Under what circumstances should prayer be allowed in public schools?	Apparently any circumstance except those involving Christians.
Which is more annoying: an insistant cat or an apathetic one?	Both are equally annoying.
Is there anything that is wrong to imagine?	No.
How do you define good poetry?	Something I either did not write or did not overthink.
Which is preferable: a quick wit or a slow temper?	Wit, dammit! Now you're pissing me off!
You love J. S. Bach. Explain why in 5/7/5 haiku.	DAH-na-NAH! DAH nah / Nah-nah nah...NAH! J.S. Bach / Toccatta and Fugue.
Why not't orange?	Why not't, indeed.
How old should you be before drinking alcohol?	at least 6
Should penalties for marijuana possession in the U.S. be strengthened or relieved?	Relieved. It's obviously not working, so try something else.
How much money would it take to get you to eat a live, angry African Cave Spider?	50.3k and a good life insurance policy
How much water do you drink per diem?	1 liters. Carpe Agua
I like my men like my cocktails: neat, but with a twist. How do you like yours?	Breathing, tolerant, and funny.
Compose a limerick about facial hair.	There once was a towel-head from Araby / Who was losing control of his Satrapy. / He scratched at his beard / So hard, that he feared / He’d need follicle-replacement therapy.
What is your favorite ethnic food?	hummus
What type of person is the most annoying?	Those who don't like me.
Which government leader deserves most to be shot or at least muzzled?	If Kerry wins, that's a given.
Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego?	On my computer.
Which Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavor is most inappropriately named?	Anchovy Delight
Assume an spherical cow. Discuss.	It's round, it moos. In my head, it floats like a balloon.
Are hamster exercise balls a good or a bad idea? Why?	A good idea until the thing pees, and then it's a big furry, damp, stinky mess that bites.
How many times will you let a person interrupt you before snapping at them in fury?	I'm usually the one interrupting.
What was your last deep thought?	Boxing is a lot like Ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Is a person who plays a mean kazoo a musician?	As opposed to a kind kazoo?
Assume there is no such thing as white. What color would your walls be?	Tuscany Red, Flirty Orange and Tickle-Me-Peach
On a scale of 1-10, anathema being 10, how gross are dirty fingernails?	Pretty much 10.
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